Thursday, March 1, 2012

'Fraid So

  Why are my nerves frayed?
   There’s a bill unpaid,
   And I am afraid
   That it got mislaid
   When I went and weighed
   Myself – so dismayed,
   The number displayed
   Which really portrayed
   A man who had strayed
   And had not obeyed
   The doctor he paid
   For advice purveyed
   To make the pounds fade.

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