Tuesday, October 18, 2011

It Did Not Compute


The computer has been uncooperative for several days.

High Tech and High Strung

The computer is congested
With all the stuff it’s ingested -
The silly poems that I’ve devised
And the inane things I’ve surmised.
Yes indeedy it’s been force-fed
All my foolish nonsense instead
Of important things and the like.
Now it’s told me to take a hike.
All I asked it to do was print,
It said, “Listen, bub, take a hint,
I can’t answer when you call.
I’m not responding. That is all.”

Bad Computer

My computer needs dissected
For not behaving as it ought.
Since it hates to be corrected,
My computer needs dissected
And most thoroughly inspected
Before it’s taken out and shot.
My computer needs dissected
For not behaving as it ought.


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