Curmudgeon's Day

Monday is Curmudgeon's Day, and I plan to properly celebrate the occasion.

Oh, yes, I’ll be cantankerous,

Nasty, mean and rancorous.

My words will all be slanderous;

My attitude so awfully cancerous.

And I’ll be feeling rapturous.

Telling folks they look cadaverous.

A man shouldn’t act that way;

Is that what you’d like to say?

Well, it doesn’t matter anyway –

’Cause Monday is Curmudgeon’s Day.