Friday, August 23, 2013

Just a Few Clerihew

  A snide Alex Trebek
   Gave the little guy heck,
   Said he couldn’t spell,
   At least not too well.
   Hey, Mister Tom Harris
   Oh, please won’t you spare us.
   We have read all your stuff,
   It’s baloney and fluff.
   The Texas senator, Ted Cruz,
   Could be a Canuck should he choose
   To take his disorder
   North of the border.
   When the formerly chaste Lone Ranger
   Fell for a beautiful stranger
   He said, “To the drug store, Tonto.
   I need prophylactics pronto.”

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