A couple of my recent entries in the Madkane Limerick-off.
A man who was rather ill-bred,
All scruffy and much too well fed,
Would scream, belch and curse
And write tasteless verse.
And Tom was his name, so they’ve said.
Bowling Them Over
The woman who frequently bowled
In the magazine ads of old
In her Maidenform Bra,
Made the guys ooh and aah.
I bet she was brassy and bold.