Monday, January 14, 2013

Bernard and Natalie

 Bernard was dressed quite nattily,
   Hoping to attract Natilie,
   The famed stamp collector.
   And he tried to get her
   To “come to my place, Natalie,
   So we can discuss philately.”
   She said, “If we can affably,
   Oh, yes, I think I might.”
   He said, “Why not tonight?
   And don’t forget: dress scantily.”

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