Cute, but dateless young Amanda,
While on vacation in Uganda,
Sat and moped on the veranda
Griping to her friend Miranda.
Said she, “I want to meet Santa.”
“And why is that?” asked Miranda.
“Well, because he is a man. Duh!”
Alisha, the activities director, asked me to play Reader's Digest editor and condense an article on spring health tips she'd found ...