Cute, but dateless young Amanda,
While on vacation in Uganda,
Sat and moped on the veranda
Griping to her friend Miranda.
Said she, “I want to meet Santa.”
“And why is that?” asked Miranda.
“Well, because he is a man. Duh!”
I never knew either of my grandfathers; they both died before I came along. Nonetheless, I often find myself thinking about my dad’s father...