Pass the Antacid
The snowman, abominable,
Had a pain in his abdominal.
Upset the Yeti,
Although that seems improbable.
This Won't Hurt
The dentist said, "Easy does it.
That wasn't so bad, now was it?"
Said I, "That's not so.
And how would you know
If it was painless or wasn't?"
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