A snide Alex Trebek
Gave the little guy heck,
Said he couldn’t spell,
At least not too well.
Hey, Mister Tom Harris
Oh, please won’t you spare us.
We have read all your stuff,
It’s baloney and fluff.
The Texas senator, Ted Cruz,
Could be a Canuck should he choose
To take his disorder
North of the border.
When the formerly chaste Lone Ranger
Fell for a beautiful stranger
He said, “To the drug store, Tonto.
I need prophylactics pronto.”
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