Out on a Limerick Again

  Inky Dink

  

   A guy who was purchasing ink

   Gave the buxom cashier a wink.

   “We’d make quite a pair,

   I’m a man with great flair.”

   “Great flair and the mind of a skink.”

  

   Fill up his Mug

  

   Leroy pretended he was ill

   And stayed at home to tend his still.

   Thought he, this is fine,

   ‘Til the stuff in his stein

   Turned out to be a deadly swill.

  

   Humdinger

  

   Anita, annoyed by Bob’s hum,

   Said, “You best be quiet, old chum.

   Ain’t whistling ‘Dixie,’

   I’ll tell your wife Trixie,

   You’re seeing some flirty young plumb.”