Confessions of the Egotistical Loudmouth

  I have this disability,

   The one called imbecility,

   Along with instability

   And rampant incivility.

   I lack dependability

   And have no credibility.

   I’m short on sensibility,

   Am prone to gullibility

   And have the inability

   To see my fallibility.

   And yet, with great humility,

   I say with plausibility

   The concept “genius” –  you’ll agree –

   Really fits me to a tee.