Stumped on the Stump

It's in the dictionary: disambiguate.

It reminds me of Bush's misrememberate,

a word that always makes me hyperventilate

and sometimes even makes me discombobulate.

They're words for those who want to circumambulate

proven facts. Politicians overcompensate

with sesquipedalians to overcompensate

for ideas they'd rather not disambiguate.

They also tiptoe as they circumambulate,

or say, "Oh, I guess I must misremeberate.

That liberal press just makes me discombobulate

and more than once it's made me hyperventilate."

It is not abnormal to hyperventilate

when one's stumped and trying to overcompensate

while working so hard not to discombobulate,

worried that someone's going to disambiguate

his harangue. Then he'll claim to misrememberate,

or convolute the truth and circumambulate

it if he can. If he can't circumambulate

embarrassing stuff, he might hyperventilate,

which sometimes causes him to misrememberate

the lies he's spewed. So then he'll overcompensate

and slip in some truth that might disambiguate

the ambiguity and discombobulate

his campaign. And his hopes to discombobulate

the electorate and to circumambulate

the truth will be dashed. If folks disambiguate

his thoughts, all he can do is hyperventilate,

although, he doesn't want to overcompensate

and say he's been known to misrememberate.

The admission that he might misrememberate

could lead voters to think he'll discombobulate

under pressure. He'd rather overcompensate

by making up stuff that will circumambulate

the unpleasant, or make you hyperventilate

and just too distracted to disambiguate.

Politicians overcompensate, misrememberate.

If you disambiguate, they'll circumambulate,

Discombobulate and then hyperventilate.