Friday
morning the sun was bright, the birds were singing, the thermometer was in the
mid-sixties, and the relative humidity was relatively comfortable for the first
time in weeks. The rain has kept me inside all too often this summer. But when
the sun does come out, the grass, trees and plants are a lush spring-like
green. It was a beautiful sight on a cool August morning.
Sitting
tall in the wheelchair, I made my way through the Covenant Woods’ parking lots.
Lou sat in his car, relaxing before punching in for a long day in the kitchen.
“Out for your morning stroll?” he asked. “Yes, sir,” I said with more
enthusiasm than I felt. On a morning such as this I forget how fortunate I am
to have a reliable wheelchair and yearn to get out of it and take a real
stroll.
In
the C-building parking lot, a man got out of his pickup and walked toward the
building. He wore a battered ball cap; a plaid flannel, button-down shirt he
hadn’t bothered to button; a well-worn gray T-shirt; faded blue jeans and work
boots. He was a tall, maybe six-foot, and thin. He looked like a man on the verge
of old age; mid- to late-seventies, maybe. When I said “Good morning,” he
turned toward me and looked older still. His beard scraggly and white; the
lines on his face numerous and deep.
“I’m
here to visit my mother,” he said.
I
stifled an astonished gasp and the urge to ask his mother’s age. Instead, I
asked, “What’s your mother’s name?” He told me, but the name didn’t ring a
bell. He said some family friends would be there soon, and they would spend the
day visiting. Looks can be deceiving, and perhaps the man is younger than he
appears. Then again, his mother might be one of the spry centenarians here at
Covenant Woods. There are several.
Down
in the duplexes, Millie was watering her plants.
“Enjoying
this beautiful weather?” she asked.
“Yes,
ma’am.”
“This
should be a good day to find yourself a girlfriend.”
Millie
claims the only reason I ride around by the duplexes is to find a girlfriend.
There are fourteen units down there, most of them occupied by widows.
Thanks
to Amy, our server, Saturday’s dinner discussion was spiced with a dash of
salaciousness. She told us about Rex and
Burt at lunch. Rex is seldom on planet Earth. The other night, Francis heard
him call me Bob and told him that my name is Tom. Rex apologized to me and said
he’d call me Tom from now on. Since then, he’s been calling me Steve. Burt is
very much aware of what is going on. His hands, however, shake uncontrollably.
On
Saturdays, the dining room staff puts a banana at each place setting. During
lunch, Burt called Amy to tell her Rex had taken his banana. He pointed to the
banana on Rex’s lap and said, “I’d take it back myself, but I might grab the
wrong banana.”
I
spent Sunday afternoon with Russ and Karen. Young Mr. Harris picked up the
elder Mr. Harris shortly after noon. The sun was brightly shining and it was hotter
than Hades, as Mom used to say. The first order of business was to get my hair
cut. As the young lady in the dark green smock arranged the clippers, scissors
and comb, she asked how I wanted my hair cut. When I told her, she started
asking questions of a technical nature. Did I want it cut short here and then have
her fade it to something on top? Did I want this? Did I want that? I didn’t
have the faintest idea and told her to cut it all off. She did, and my hair is
now shorter than it has been since my early years at Bethel Memorial School.
Well, it was darn short during my stint in the Army, too, but even that was
over forty years ago.
Once
my ears were lowered, we headed to Barnes & Noble so I could get a birthday
card for Karen. Russ and one of his former colleagues at B&N, a German
woman, sprach Deutsch for a moment or
two until Russ’ high school German ran out. I managed to throw in an ach du lieber, which I picked up from
Mom. I didn’t mention the other German phrase Mom drummed into my brain. Time
and time again Mom would say to me or one of my siblings, “You dummer esel.” When we were older Mom
told us she didn’t realize dummer esel
means pretty much what it sounds like it might mean – dumb ass. I’m not sure if
she was being sincere, or if she was trying to see if we really were a bunch of
dummer esels.
After
Russ and the woman said auf weidersehen,
we went to help Karen mark her birthday. They fed me tacos and some
exceptionally delicious cookies they made using a recipe they got from a
British cooking show. The cookies consisted of two shortbread cookies, one on
top of the other in Oreo fashion, separated by a chocolate and caramel mixture,
with more of the mixture drizzled on top.
But
before we ate, we took a look back. At Christmas, Russ’ Uncle John, Debbie’s
brother, put a bunch of old home movies on a DVD and sent a copy to Russ, Beth,
and their cousins, uncles and aunts on that side of the family. The movies were
from several Christmases and Thanksgivings in the 1990s. This was the first
time I’d seen the video, and it was a treat.
It
was good to see the old homestead on Myrtle Avenue, where Debbie and I hosted a
few Thanksgiving feasts. It was good to see the younger versions of Beth, Russ
and their cousins. And it was good to see me sans the gray hair. After watching
the video, I concluded that I must be particularly susceptible to the stuff in
turkey that makes people sleepy. There were several shots of me on the couch
enjoying a post-dinner nap.
Russ
will gather me up in the morning and take me to see Dr. Verson, the
neurologist, who will tell me what the EMG, gluten tolerance test and MRI on my
brain he ordered have revealed. His nurse called last week to tell me the
gluten test indicated my glucose level is high. Not that high, mind you, not
high enough that it needs to be treated. Just high enough that I need to be
aware of it. And they’ll send the results to Dr. Miller, the GP who recently
told me I’m slightly anemic, but not anemic enough that it needs to be treated,
just be aware of it. I guess that means I should look for foods higher in iron
and lower in sugar.
I
am looking forward to seeing Dr. Verson again. If he suggests anything in terms
of what I should or should not be doing to deal with the disease, it will be
the first suggestion from a neurologist since I came south. MS is a
degenerative disease, I know, and there is nothing out there to keep it from
running its course. Still, it is nice when the medical professionals I must see
at least pretend to see me as something more than another widget on the
healthcare industry’s assembly line.
